Because pizza is the single greatest food ever devised by man, I interrupt your regularly scheduled tech bargains to bring you this: Domino's is offering a free medium one-topping pizza.

The catch, if you'll call it that, is that you're going to need to hop within the car; it's carry-out only. Here's the way to get the deal:

1- Head to the Domino's Pizza site.

2- Click Order, then type in your address to seek out stores near you.

3- Choose the shop you would like, then create your order for a medium one-topping pizza.

4- Use coupon code BAILOUT. Presto: free, free, free!

I'm unsure when the Dominos coupons code expires (could be today), so if you're hungry, act now. And, yeah, I will be the primary to admit that Domino's isn't precisely the greatest pizza on the earth, but are you gonna argue with free? Didn't think so.

Update: Sorry folks. seems like the promo's over. Guess Domino's ran out of "bailout" money.

Update #2: Spoke to a Domino's rep, who told me the free-pizza code was created internally for a promotion that was never actually green-lit. A customer happened to enter the code (Domino's has been heavily advertising their "bailout" promotion), told the planet, and here we are. The corporation honored nearly 11,000 of the coupons before pulling the plug. Stay tuned: The Cheapskate is trying to rearrange a consolation prize!

Update #3: EXCLUSIVE FOR CHEEPSKATE READERS: Enter code SWEET with any online order to urge a free order of Cinnastix! This is often a one-time-per-account offer, good for carryout or delivery. (Each store features a minimum-order requirement if you select delivery.) Bigtime kudos to Domino for extending this "cinnamon branch" after what appears to have been an honest mistake.