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Since we're holding a national election this week, I figured now would be a good time for me to vote on something, so I'm going to vote on the best touchdown celebration from Week 9. Now, this isn't as important as the midterm elections, but if you think about it, it's close, because why even do a touchdown celebration if someone's not going to vote on how good it is. First, we're going to start with the . I have no idea if there's an official name for this celebration, but I'm pretty sure a flashmob broke out in their end zone after wide receiver caught a touchdown pa s from in the first quarter of Seattle's lo s to the . CELEBRATION OF THE YEAR? The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) If I was scoring that dance, I would give it major bonus points for the choreography and the overall team effort. However, I would have to subtract points here because the Seahawks lost this game, which tells me they' Andrew Thomas Jersey re spending way too much time practicing end zone celebrations and not enough time practicing actual football.Our second touchdown celebration comes from Michael Thomas, who pulled out a cell phone in an ode to Joe Horn. This wasn't just any phone, either, it was a flip phone. Brees finds Michael Thomas for the dagger! New Orleans Saints (@Saints) First, I don't even know where you can buy a flip phone these days, so he gets major bonus points for that. I'm also awarding a bonus point for the fact that he used a prop and double bonus points because he got penalized. If I find out he used that cell phone to prank call Roger Goodell, then he gets triple bonus points.Our last touchdown celebration this week doesn't come from the NFL; instead, it comes from the CFL, where Ottawa offensive lineman Jon Gott celebrated a touchdown by chugging an entire beer. And let me just tell you that this celebration is as amazing as it sounds. They celebrate TDs a little differently in the Canadian Football League. ESPN (@espn) I have no idea what's happening in Canada, but I want to be part of it.Not only did that guy use a prop, but his celebration was so amazing that it's now banned. That's right, after watching a guy chug a beer and get drunk on the field, the CFL decided to ban the use of alcohol AND drugs in all on-field celebrations. Talk about the No Fun League. Gott-cha! CFL bans use of alcohol, drugs in on-field celebrations Montreal Gazette (@mtlgazette) Gott and his beer chugging get my vote for best celebration of the week.Alright, let's get to the picks, where there's a 50 percent chance you're going to want to chug a beer after reading them. More on the NFL Actually, before we get to the picks, here's your weekly reminder to check out all the picks from every NFL writer here at CBSSports.com. The reason you Evan Engram Jersey should is because Jared Dubin nearly ran the table last week. With his Week 9 picks, Dubin went 12-1 and he probably would have gone 13-0 if Jason Garrett knew how to coach. Oh yeah, that's the twist here, the only game that Dubin mi sed was the Titans-Cowboys game on Monday night, which was kind of ironic since he grew up a fan and his favorite thing to do is complain about Garrett.You'd think with all the complaining Dubin does about Garrett that he would pick against the Cowboys out of pure spite every week, but that's not how Jared operates. Instead of picking against Dallas, he spends most of his week sending out pa sive-aggre sive tweets about the Cowboys. Oh look the Cowboys' offense still stinks. What a surprise. Yaya Dubin (@JADubin5) Alright, enough of Dubin and his love-hate relationship with the Cowboys, let's get to the picks. NFL Week 10 PicksBuffalo (2-7) at N.Y. (3-6)1 p.m. ET (CBS)If Roger Goodell ever quits his job and gives it to me, the first thing I'm going to do is move all of games to prime time. I'll be honest, there's no quarterback in the NFL who's more thrilling to watch than Peterman. The best part of watching Peterman is that Shane Lemieux Jersey literally anything can happen on any play. I mean, I'm pretty sure he's the only quarterback in NFL history who has thrown as many touchdown pa ses to his team as he has to the other team. In two seasons, Peterman has thrown three touchdown pa ses and three pick-sixes. Anytime he steps on the field, it's basically like watching Leonardo DiCaprio in you know it's all going to end in disaster, but you're going to be entertained for three hours, so you might as well watch.The problem with my plan to put Peterman in prime time every week is that the keep trying to put him back on the bench. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure that Peterman is the Bills' third option at quarterback this week. Bills coach Sean McDermott said Peterman's only going to play if and aren't healthy enough to go. I'm not sure what that that the Bills would rather start two different injured quarterbacks over him, but whatever it says, it can't be good. Basically, the Bills are going to either be starting a quarterback coming off an injury or Peterman, so I think we all know who I have to pick here, and it's not Buffalo. The one weird thing about this game is that the Jets are favored to win by eight points, which is somewhat baffling, because they didn't even score eight points on Sunday against the , and the Bills defense might be better than Miami's. This game is going to be a defensive struggle and as long as doesn't Azeez Ojulari Jersey throw four interceptions for the second week in a row, I fully expect the Jets to win. The pick: Jets 16-13 over BillsDetroit (3-5) at Chicago (5-3)1 p.m. ET (Fox)I have to be honest, I can't remember the last time the played in a somewhat important game this late in the season. For the past five years, the Bears have had a lot in common with actual Bears in the sense that they both basically do Kadarius Toney Jersey nothing once the weather gets cold. Speaking of doing nothing, that's exactly what the have done in the past two weeks during blowout lo ses to the Seahawks and . The Lions season is one lo s away from turning into a total disaster.In the past week alone, we've seen Matt Patricia get r for having bad posture, we've seen the Lions and we've also seen them fire their special teams coach for no reason. I'm not sure how the coaching responsibilities are divided up in Detroit, but I have to say, the special teams coach is probably the last guy I would fire after watching my offensive line give up 10 sacks like the Lions did to the Vikings on Sunday. It feels like Patricia is getting desperate, but that might be a good thing, because the Lions only seem to win when he's desperate. After the Lions started 0-2, it looked like Detroit's season was on the brink of collapse, but then they upset the . This week, they get a Bears team that has gone 9-1 against over the past five years.If was going to be 100 percent healthy for this game, I would pick the Bears because he would probably rack up 10 sacks on his own, but if he plays,

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